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tiresome:

icanread:(by deepfootprints)

icanread:

(by followandreblog)

(via fuckyeahamazing)

movieoftheday:

Reporter: I’m standing here at Forest Ridge Mall where today, a man exposed himself to several women before fleeing the scene. I’m with Ronnie Barnhardt, one of the security guards, who -
Ronnie: No, cut. You fucked up, ma’am. I’m the head of mall security. You should do that again, say it right. Go ahead. Action.
Reporter: Well, Officer Barnhardt, is there any information you can shed on this situation?
Ronnie: You’re just gonna keep going even though you fucked up my title? Okay. Well, I’m standing here with this doctor.

Honestly just SO funny, my favorite part hahahah.

fuckyeahhlove:

Submitted by Brandon

Look it’s Delaini and I! <3

somethingintellectual:

Donnie Darko (2001)

Donnie: You are such a fuckass.

Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.

Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Elizabeth: Do you want me to tell you?

Donnie: I’m all ears.

(via emonerdcore:oldfilmsflicker:tigersandsharks)

ahah love this movie